Happy 31st birthday, Cristiano Ronaldo!
Xandria James | Jan 27, 2016
Happy Birthday, Cristiano Ronaldo! The Real Madrid forward turns 31 on Friday, and naturally we decided to celebrate with 31 Ronaldos in GIF form.
When you wake up and it's finally your birthday
And you can’t contain your excitement
When you see how good you look in your birthday outfit
When your friends throw you a surprise party
And you realize they're the best people ever
And you get a little emotional about it
When your pal Lil Wayne shows up for your big day
When you have to pretend to like one of your gifts
When you've had too many birthday shots
What the hangover will feel like tomorrow
When someone says you can't celebrate all week
When you get to eat all the junk food you want
Because calories don't count on your birthday
When waiters start singing happy birthday
When you remember that you're another year older
And you start to panic
But then you remember you're Cristiano Ronaldo
And you can do this
And this
And a little bit of this
And even whatever's going on here
Oh yeah, and you also happen to look like this
So do soccer drills in your underwear if you want to
Go ahead and look super cool just sitting in a chair
Celebrate
It's your day
You're a star